Remember this post where someone just threw together a bunch of hot keywords into an almost unintelligible post?
Well, I found an even better one this morning: Check this madness out. Something took a legitimate blog post and added random words to it. More than that, they took my comment (at the bottom of the post) and made me sound incredibly eloquent:
I’m so eager you own broach tools that spur in compensation you and your species, and that Sonlight was deal of that in compensation at least a midget while [smile].
Yeah.
I never imagined--when I first started blogging--that it would come to this. But I guess that's just one of the prices you have pay when you're famous: People twist your words.
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In other information, they obtained my of hair in order to cut off on the night yesterday. My woman which cuts off far by around 3 quarrels and I observes by very small person which wild.*
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~Luke Holzmann
Filmmaker, Writer, Expectant Father
P.S. While not quite as painful as bamboo, getting a sliver of carrot under your fingernail is not pleasant. Who knew making smoothies could be so dangerous?
*Originally: In other news, I got my hair cut last night. My wife chopped off about three inches and I look much less like a wild man.
Oh heck, smoothies are very dangerous to make. You ever forgotten to put the lid on the blender? :D
Once we made milkshakes and the blender caught fire. I vote milkshakes are more dangerous.
Oh!
No. It isn't more dangerous. What is more dangerous is that I got upset that there were these sparks coming out the back end of the blender, so I put it outside on my wooden deck in the back so it would be safe. Yeah.
Thankfully that is the end of the story, but my husband was miffed!
yeah - that was my blog they mangled. what gives?
I clicked those links and now my brain hurts.
lol
And you can't talk of a haircut without pictures. It's a blog rule!
Danielle, no, I haven't forgotten the lid yet. But I can imagine what would happen <smile>.
Mrs. C, milkshakes and fire? Now that sounds like fun! <laughing> And, yes, adding wood to the mix would be less than ideal.
David, I don't know. We're guessing that someone is stealing content to try to drive people to their ad supported site. But I really don't know.
Ariana, <laughing> yeah, they're hard to read.
And, you're right: I did just break a rule of blogging. Sorry! I'll fix that in a few minutes with my next post.
~Luke
LOL Those are just plain funny.